Hills Road

In Computing discussed definitions of a few terms, seems like GCSE ICT is revisiting me, but the course looks promising. The second economics teacher we have seems really enthusiastic and good, and I didn't go to the first M2 lesson, still deciding the worth of going to further M2 lessons.

At work we were heading for a really early finish when Adam broke one of the panes of glass in the fish counter. Shattered into loads of tiny pieces which took forever to clean up, meaning I was late coming home then half way back I noticed I'd left my book on top of the lockers whilst I was changing, so went back but there was no one around to let me in so I'll have to pop back tomorrow morning.

Anyway, something that made me laugh:

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks in front of him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone whoever lived on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." The man noticed a clock a clock stuck on 12 o'clock. "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." He noticed another one at 2 minutes past 12. "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Tony Blair's clock?" asked the man. "Blair's clock is in Gods' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.